Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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