Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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