Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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