my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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