one word: firstdatebathroomanal
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I had to cum in my sink.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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