I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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