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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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