Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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