break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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