So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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