"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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