After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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