The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My liver just had a heart attack.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
