i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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