Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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