i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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