yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
