He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We talked him into tasing himself.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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