I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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