Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do herpes really smell.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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