No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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