I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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