your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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