I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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