have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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