Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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