she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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