Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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