I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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