that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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