Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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