I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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