I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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