their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
