just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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