White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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