Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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