If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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