I wanna bring you to show and tell
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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