I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We just shotgunned beers for America
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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