I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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