Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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