Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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