u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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