I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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