You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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