And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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