youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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