This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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