ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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