can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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