That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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