we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
