I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
they need to just BURY HIM!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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